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Title: Can't Read My Poker Face
Pairing: QMi
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 650w
Summary: Zhou mi flinches. “i umm, lost you in a bet?”

“you what.” kyuhyun looks up from his laptop and frowns up at zhou mi, who avoids his gaze and wrings his stupidly large hands agitatedly. he worries his lower lip, which distracts kyuhyun for a second or two as he watched the moist skin flush red, before he remembers what zhou mi just said. “what."

zhou mi flinches. “i umm, lost you in a bet?” he looks at kyuhyun pleadingly from beneath his stupidly long lashes which causes kyuhyun’s stomach turn over lazily.

“the fuck?” kyuhyun says and suddenly Zhou Mi is babbling.

“kui xian it wasn’t my fault he said i could choose the cards this time and i swear i had an ace of hearts he must have cheated but i don’t know how and then i had to serve the round and you know i can’t outdrink sungmin-“
“you lost me to sungmin?” kyuhyun asks, pushing his laptop away and standing up suddenly. zhou mi fliches again.


“what the fuck mi. how does that even work? you didn’t even own me in the first place!” kyuhyun regrets his words slightly as hurt flashes across zhou mi’s face but he lost kyuhyun in bet to sungmin. kyuhyun is pissed off. he steps forward into zhou mi’s personal space so he’s forced to meet kyuhyun’s eyes.

“mi,” he says, voice carefully controlled and zhou mi swallows hard. “you’re going to find sungmin, and you’re going to tell him that i’m not yours, or anyone else’s, possession. and he can fuck off if he thinks i’m playing along with your ridiculous and idioctic games.”

“that’s not a very nice thing to say, kui xian,” sungmin drawls from behind kyuhyun. he smirks as kyuhyun turns and spits out “fuck. off.”

“why are you like this? it’s not my fault your boyfriend can’t hold his drink, now is it?” sungmin complains, shit-eating grin offsetting his cutesy whine. kyuhyun’s scowl deepens and he opens his mouth to tell sungmin where he can shove it when sungmin pulls a photo from his pocket and waves in kyuhyun’s face.

kyuhyun makes a strange gargling noise as he realises that it’s of him and zhou mi from the last time they went out on the town as a group. kyuhyun’s legs are clasped firmly around zhou mi’s waist and his head is thrown back, face slack with pleasure. zhou mi’s face is buried in the crook of his neck, his hips very clearly thrusting against kyuhyun’s as he presses him against a wall.

kyuhyun flushes hotly at the memory of coming in his pants as zhou mi jerked them both off in the filthy club toliets, and tries to snatch the photo off sungmin.

“how- how do you have that?” he splutters, hoping his face isn’t red as it feels. zhou mi whimpers behind him. sungmin’s grin nearly splits his face in half as he tucks the picture back into his pocket..
“siwon. tsk tsk kyuhyun-ah, you didn’t really think i wouldn’t have insurance did you? if you can’t uphold zhou mi’s end of the deal, well, who knows where this photo might end up?” he shrugs casually.

kyuhyun considers going for the picture anyway, but then he remember the last time he tried to overpower sungmin, and he settles for glaring holes in sungmin’s stupid face.

“bastard.” he scowls, thinking he’s never letting zhou mi drink again ever.

“i knew you’d see it my way” sungmin simpers, then grabs kyuhyun’s wrist and pulls him to the door. “come on, i need help reorganising my wardrobe!”

kyuhyun turns to zhou mi as they reach the door and says “we’ll talk about this later.” as ominously as he can before sungmin drags him around the corner and down the corridor.

zhou mi sighs, and collapses on the couch behind him. next time, he thinks, i’ll stick to drinking with heechul.

Date: 2011-01-13 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Lol I loved this, very original! :D

next time, he thinks, i’ll stick to drinking with heechul.

Possible sequel? I think it'd be interesting to see how 'different' drinking with Heechul would be, lmao

Thanks for sharing!

Date: 2011-01-13 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
asjfhasd thank you!!

ahaha maybe? :3 i seriously can't write heechul though, he ends being waaaaay OOC :( (haha not that anyone in my writing is particularly IC, can they even be 'IC' if they're real people?)

Thank you for reading!

Date: 2011-01-13 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
oohhh, i like.
more please.

Date: 2011-01-13 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
:D glad you liked it!
even more glad you want more!
thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-01-13 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Okay this now made me laugh XD A good start for a morning!

Date: 2011-01-13 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
thanks for reading!

Date: 2011-01-13 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
“come on, i need help reorganising my wardrobe!” --> oh Sungmin, of course - the evil bunny wants help with his clothes~ XD

I don't know, Zhou Mi, drinking with Heechul might be more that you can handle >.>

That was a fun read - thanks for sharing!~ <3

Date: 2011-01-14 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Heechul would be a very scary drinking buddy .______.
Thank you for reading! :D

Date: 2011-01-14 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ahahahaha XD

(i love how you use \o/ a lot, it's very endearing. lol sorry irrelevancy~~)
SUNGMIN. OF COURSE. what's there to organise? pink, pink and more pink.
i hope kyu doesnt find anything too scary in there ;D

also; is sungmin so bad that mi would rather drink with heechul? oh minnie.


Date: 2011-01-14 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ahahaha I do overuse it XD but there are so many things that make me \o/!

I imagine he picked something that Kyuhyun would hate doing just to annoy him even more :P I'm sure Kyuhyun would come away traumatised either way.

I can see Sungmin being worse than Heechul. Sungmin would ply Mi with drinks then coerce him into embarrassing himself (or giving him Kyu), whereas Heechul would just get drunk with him and possibly try to cop a feel.

Date: 2011-01-14 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ahaha Oh Zhou Mi, don't you know how Minnie is under all that cute?

This was hilarious!

That sounds like a very interesting picture. Wish it existed.
I would like to see that picture xDDD hahah

Date: 2011-01-17 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I know right? What I wouldn't give to own that photo :(
Thank you for reading!~

Date: 2011-01-17 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
LOLOL, I was just clicking around and came across this. oh poor Kyuhyun, who was not only collateral in a bet, but blackmailed by Sungmin. This was absolutely adorable ♥

Date: 2011-01-17 12:04 pm (UTC)
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Date: 2011-01-19 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Ufufufufu. Ingenious. :D

Date: 2011-01-19 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
/hides forever

Date: 2011-01-21 08:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
ffff Don't be embarrassed. I've written worse. xDDDD

Date: 2011-01-21 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Not as in quality, because I'm fairly sure that your writing is superior, but as in...erm...uh...

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